Funny Story of the Day

This morning I decided to change my contacts.  I've been wearing the same pair for well over the recommended time, but it was time for them to go.  You know the feeling, your eyes feel dirty and dry constantly.  I'd been reluctant to change them because I have only one pair left (and now need to order my next batch) and its just never fun to be wearing your last pair of contacts, having no back if one tears or something.  So, yay!, for new contacts. 

I went to put in the new contacts.  The right one felt great!  There's just nothing like that feeling - so clean!  And my eyes can breathe!  Left contact:  I peeled off the top of that little contact container and, drum role please...no contact!  I'm not even kidding, there was no contact to be found.  And boy did I try:  I scoured that contact container with my fingers, looked on the peel back lid thingy, got on my hands and knees to see if I'd dropped in on the floor, glared at the counter top and cabinet fronts in the bathroom.  NOTHING.  Seriously, there was no contact in that case.  I don't know whether to laugh or find someone to yell at.  Really?  Seriously, how does that happen?

Seriously!?

Thus, I'm wearing my glasses today.  Let's count and see how many people bring up the fact that yes, they've never seen me in glasses.  :)