Ok - since I haven't posted any funny stories in Way too long, I thought I'd share this.
I totally locked my husband out of the house last night. Not on purpose either. No marital discord to be found here. And then? I went to sleep. Yep.
See, Josh goes on a walk every night. And lately, I'm too lazy to stay up past 10 pm. He took his keys, because its just not smart for me to go to sleep in an unlocked house all by myself. But...even though he had his keys, our door has thing little thing. I don't know what it is but it flips over the door so even if someone had a key they couldn't open the door if this thing is closed. Truth be told, I never thought it would really work if someone tried to open the door from the outside. Apparently, it does.
So, last night, if you drove by our house, you would have seen Josh standing on the doorstep, pounding on the door, for about 45 minutes. I was asleep! And, of course, my phone was dead after the weekend.